Humor and quotes for business communications

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.

A crisis is when you cannot say “let's just forget the whole thing.”